SUNDAY FUNNY & Awards Ceremony Ta Boot!

i want to start today by saying thank you - some of you have noticed i have not been around much this past week and your thoughtfulness has meant a lot to me - THANK YOU!!! i'm training in a new department at work right now and also have some family medical things happening right now so i will do my best to keep up with those blogs i follow and will always try to at least have a SUNDAY FUNNY posting - you know what they "laughter is good medicine for the soul" and i need a double dose these days!

i've received 2 blog awards recently - and would like to say thank you to

NunofaKind for the Sisterhood Award & Beadedtail for the Generosity Award

2 wonderful bloggers who i think are so creative and both are very kind!!! if you haven't seen their blogs yet please stop by to check them out.

i'll be back later in the week to post the bloggers names that

i will be passing these award onto

NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One rainy, stormy Saturday night this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a dark winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood the Easter Bunny and a HUGE pile of Easter baskets.

Not wanting to disappoint any children on Easter Sunday, the perfect couple loaded up the Easter Bunny and all the baskets into their perfect car. Soon they were driving along delivering Easter Baskets. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and the Easter Bunny had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

The mind numbing question here is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Easter Bunny and no such thing as a perfect man.

Here's the same out come from a man's perspective...

So if there is no perfect man and no Easter Bunny then that means the perfect woman must have been driving which explains the accident in the first place.

hope you had a laugh on me!

SUNDAY FUNNY - (and oh so true)

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER...

1. Sag, You're It

2. Hide & Go Pee

3. 20 Questions (shouted into your good ear)

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, Send the Doctor Right Over

6. Musical Recliners

7. Simon Says (something incoherent)

8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE...

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN...

1. Going bra-less pulles all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse is going as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting lucky means the first time you look you find your car in the parking lot.
4. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

A FEW THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEKEND...

1. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr- Alt- Delete' and start all over?
2. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called 'labor!'

3. Brain cell come and brain cells go, but fat calls live forever.

PONDERISIMS...

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes .
2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
4. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
7. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
8. If you understand less than 5 of the items in this post that's good news! the bad news is that it won't be long before you understand them all.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY AS WE GROW OLDER REMEMBER...

A Good Friend is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable & Always Close To Your Heart!

Triple Play Friday - March 13th

Let's "Play Ball" it's TRIPLE PLAY friday ~ check out this weeks entries for "this day in history facts" - "my Etsy finds" and "baseball fun facts"!!! TGIF ~

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March 13th - on this day in HISTORY

1. 1930 - Clyde Tombaugh announces discovery of Pluto at Lowell Observatory

2. 1965 - Beatles' "Eight Days a Week," single goes #1 & stays #1 for 2 weeks
3. 1991 - Exxon pays $1-billion dollars in fines & cleanup of Valdez oil spill

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March 13th - my Etsy finds ~ WIND CHIMES

i think these artists and their work are WONDERFUL!!!
i hope you think so too.
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1. windechoes 2. tksDesign 3. DinnerTimeChimes

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March 13th- Did You Know? ~ BASEBALL

1. In 1936, Tony Lazzeri of the New York Yankees hit 2 Grand Slams in one game for the first time ever in the Major Leagues. Since then, only eleven other players have achieved this feat, making this one of the most amazing and elite hitting feats in the game.
2. In 1912 National League player Casey Stengel played his first ever Major League game and went 4-for-4 at the plate.

3. In 1916 Sam Crawford of the Detroit Tigers set the record as the first and only player to hit more than three-hundred triples during his career.